10. They might stop texting each other for a few minutes.
9. Tea Bag Troops will be silenced for 18 minutes.
8. Students whose parents don't want them to watch will be sent to lunchroom where they can fight and
buy and sell drugs.
7. Rush Limbaugh will have to explain what he did as a student....did he graduate from anywhere?
6. Glen Beck will be forced to look up words with over five letters.
5. Right Wingers will be calling for President Obama to prove he was up at 4:30 being homeschooled..
show us your Indonesian certificate, Mr. President!
4. Telling students that they have a responsibility to learn will be considered brainwashing by Ann Coulter.
3. Texas and other states who will not show speech at school will show Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
as replacement or Texas Chainsaw Massacre...which ever they deem appropriate.
2. Under reported and under respected Single Mothers of America might stand a little taller after
hearing President's message.
and the #1 reason to watch is
1. President Obama just might touch the hearts and minds of
future dropouts with his DESIRE to INSPIRE our children..
Heaven Help US All!
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